McCain or Obama?

It’s time for a woman. Right?

Imagine that you were marrying a beautiful woman named Hillary.  And the reason that you were marrying her was that you loved both her ideology and her persona.  You had spent the last couple of years of your life coming to know and respect this woman.  Many times you had listened to her talk and been wowed by her charisma and knowledge.  You even went so far as to proclaim your love and loyalty for her and the woman that she represented.  Soon, you began to define yourself by her stances.  You began to believe that this was the one for you.  You were ready to make that choice.  
The wedding was planned for November and only time had to pass before she was yours.  You told everyone, you invited everyone.  After all, she was one of a kind and definitely worthy to be your first.  But after all of the hoopla Hillary had to go away.  It was very painful and you and your friends and family were very insulted.  So much time and emotion had been invested in your feelings and ideas about her womanhood.  She was to be your first.  “It was time for a woman” you had argued.  You even had a website – “itstime4awoman.org”  The wedding plans were already in motion, everyone was anticipating November. 
So you take your friends advice and hook up with this hardcore named Sarah.  She’s not like Hillary.  Totally different.  But she is a woman, and as you had said it was time for a woman.  You had told everyone. 
But there wasn’t really time before November to get really attached to this woman.  I mean, you could hang out with her.  Shoot guns and play sports and stuff.  But it won’t be special, and it certainly won’t be as pure as your initial reaction to Hillary.  But the wedding is on, everyone is coming.  So you go for it… After all, It’s time for a woman. Right?

Pearls of Wisdom from Harry Anslinger #2

The profound depth of our The USA’s original Drug Czar-  Harry Anslinger, your wisdom survives you, your legacy is rich.
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“There are 100,000 total marijuana smokers in the US, and most are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos, and entertainers. Their Satanic music, jazz, and swing, result from marijuana use. This marijuana causes white women to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers, and any others.”

“…the primary reason to outlaw marijuana is its effect on the degenerate races.”

“Marijuana is an addictive drug which produces in its users insanity, criminality, and death.”

“Reefer makes darkies think they’re as good as white men.”

“Marihuana leads to pacifism and communist brainwashing”

“You smoke a joint and you’re likely to kill your brother.”

“Marijuana is the most violence-causing drug in the history of mankind.”

“A gang of boys tear the clothes from two school girls and rape [them]…. A sixteen-year-old kills his entire family of five in Florida, a man in Minnesota puts a bullet through the head of a stranger… in Colorado husband tries to shoot his wife… and then kills himself. Every one of these crimes had been proceeded [sic] by the smoking of one or more marijuana ‘reefers.'”

“How many murders, suicides, robberies, criminal assaults, holdups, burglaries and deeds of maniacal insanity it causes each year, especially among the young, can only be conjectured… No one knows, when he places a marijuana cigarette to his lips, whether he will become a joyous reveller in a musical heaven, a mad insensate, a calm philosopher, or a murderer…”

“If the hideous monster Frankenstein came face to face with the monster of marijuana he would drop dead of fright.”

“[Marijuana is taken by] musicians. And I’m not speaking about good musicians, but the jazz type…”

Pearls of Wisdom from Harry Anslinger

Here are some “pearls of wisdom” from  HARRY ANSLINGER, the founder of the War On Drugs.  He was especially vicious against Marijuana, resulting in a debacle that continues til this very day.  Hundreds of Billions of dollars a year are wasted each year in The War on Drugs and its senseless and outdated techniques.  Spank you very much Harry Anslinger.

(Quotes are about Marijuana)

“This drug is as old as civilization itself. Homer wrote about, as a drug that made men forget their homes, and that turned them into swine. In Persia, a thousand years before Christ, there was a religious and military order founded which was called the Assassins and they derived their name from the drug called hashish which is now known in this country as marihuana. They were noted for their acts of cruelty, and the word “assassin” very aptly describes the drug.”

“We seem to have adopted the Mexican terminology, and we call it marihuana, which means good feeling. In the underworld it is referred to by such colorful, colloquial names as reefer, muggles, Indian hay, hot hay, and weed.”

“But here we have drug that is not like opium. Opium has all of the good of Dr. Jekyll and all the evil of Mr. Hyde. This drug is entirely the monster Hyde, the harmful effect of which cannot be measured.”

“At my request, experiments were made for several months in 1912 with different preparations of cannabis.. The conclusion reached was that in a few rare cases Indian hemp gives good results..”

“It affects different individuals in different ways. Some individuals have a complete loss of sense of time or a sense of value. They lose their sense of place. That have an increased feeling of physical strength and power.

Some people will fly into a delirious rage, and they are temporarily irresponsible and may commit violent crimes. Other people will laugh uncontrollably. It is impossible to say what the effect will be on any individual. Those research men who have tried it have always been under control. They have always insisted upon that.”

“.. It is dangerous to the mind and body, and particularly dangerous to the criminal type, because it releases all of the inhibitions.”

“In Florida a 21-year-old boy under the influence of this drug killed his parents and his brothers and sisters. The evidence showed that he had smoke marihuana.”

“In Chicago recently two boys murdered a policeman while under the influence of marihuana. Not long ago we found a 15-year-old boy going insane because, the doctor told the enforcement officers, he thought the boy was smoking marihuana cigarettes.”

“Recently in Baltimore a young man was sent to the electric chair for having raped a girl while under the influence of marihuana.”

This drug is not being used by those who have been using heroin and morphine. It is being used by a different class, by a mostly younger group of people. The age of the morphine and heroin addict is increasing all the time, whereas the marihuana smoker is quite young.”

“MR. DINGELL: I am just wondering whether the marihuana addict graduates into a heroin, an opium, or a cocaine user.

MR. ANSLINGER: No, sir; I have not heard of a case of that kind. I think it is an entirely different class. The marihuana addict does not go in that direction.

MR. DINGELL: And the hardened narcotic user does not fall back on marihuana.

MR. ANSLINGER: No, sir: he would not touch that.” (Odd.  That argument was later changed into Marijuana being a “Gateway Drug“)

“MR. BOERNE: Just one of them will knock the socks off of you.

MR. ANSLINGER: One of them can do it.”

Great quote from Hunter S. Thompson

“In a closed society where everybody’s guilty, the only crime is getting caught.
In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.

-Hunter S. Thompson

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The Lords Prayer sung by a small girl

Enjoy this little girl singing The Lords Prayer

Spank You Very Much Award for 12/19/07

And Today’s coveted Spank You Very Much Award goes to …………………(drum roll)…………………….

Pual Anka singing Nirvana’s “Smells like teen spirit”

Spank You Very Much Award for 12/17/07

And Todays Coveted Spank You Very Much Award goes to……………(drum roll)…….

Scientists clone glow in the dark cats!!

Spank You Very Much Award for 12/06/07

And todays coveted Spank You Very Much Award goes to …………………..(drum roll)…………………….

A US police officer who says he failed a drugs test because his wife spiked his meatballs with marijuana is suing to get his job back.

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